Posted by SoberFilmChick on Thursday, September 11, 2014,
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones SoberFilmChick
Directed by: George Lucas
Starring: Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, Ian McDiarmid, Samuel L. Jackson, Christopher Lee, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, and Frank Oz
With the release of a new Star Wars film imminent, Sobriety Test Movie Reviews continues its retro review series of Episodes I through VI. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones marked the second installment in the tale of Anakin Skywalker’s desce...
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 16, 2014,
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Heat
Directed By: Michael Mann
Starring: Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Tom Sizemore, Diane Venora, Amy Brenneman, Ashley Judd, Mykelti Williamson, Wes Studi, Ted Levine, Jon Voight, Val Kilmer, and Natalie Portman
"A guy told me one time, 'Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.' Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?" -Neil McCauley (Robert De N... Continue reading ...
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 17, 2012,
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Your Highness
Directed By: David Gordon Green
Starring: Danny McBride, James Franco, Natalie Portman, and Zooey Deschanel
As I begin to wrap up my 2011 retro reviews, I watch each movie with this false sense of hope. For some reason, I think that I've seen all the crap Hollywood can produce in a single year. Every time I watch one though, I'm proven wrong as I discover another awful, manufactured Hollywood production. I don't know what's wrong with me. I should know that there's no cap on cr... Continue reading ...
Posted by Mary Dieng on Sunday, February 5, 2012,
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace Mary Dieng
Directed By: George Lucas
Starring: Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Jake Lloyd, Ian McDiarmid, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Pernilla August, and Frank Oz
In honor of the re-release of the Star Warsmovies in 3D, STMR is doing a Retro Review series on the franchise. When I found out that I was tasked with the honor of reviewing these classics, my inner geek squealed with delight. What child of the ‘80’s wouldn’t be thrilled... Continue reading ...
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 13, 2012,
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Black Swan
Directed By: Darren Aronofsky
Starring: Natalie Portman, Vincent Cassel, Mila Kunis, Barbara Hershey, and Winona Ryder
There's a thin line between genius and insanity. Ultra-talented people are often really screwed up. In the arts and entertainment, many of these folks are like supernovas. They briefly shine brighter than anything or anyone before them, but all of a sudden, they're gone too soon. Their personal issues take center stage, and they get the better of them. Just think... Continue reading ...
Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Anthony Hopkins, Stellan Skarsgård, Rene Russo, Kat Dennings, and Idris Elba
Kenneth Branagh did an outstanding job creating the worlds of Asgard and Jotunheim, the respective homes of the mighty hero Thor and the Ice Giants. Branagh, not really known for using visual effects and computer images, managed better than many directors who spend their care... Continue reading ...
